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Gave it a good shot! #dbacks #datenight #baseball

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

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earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

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validx2:

When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.

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burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

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destieltheory:

LOOK AT BOTH OF THEIR FACES IN THE LAST GIF

"NOT DEAN’S KID" MY ASS

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Moments of complete bliss with Chief #dogs #love #life

Can we just… #rory #dogs #puppy